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London Mayor Boris Johnson gave Berlin high praise in a recent column, hailing the city's means-tested fines for public sex. Berlin is a cool city to visit. It took awhile, but that piece of news has finally managed to spread so widely that even London Mayor Boris Johnson has gotten wind of it.
Following a recent trip to the German capital with his family, Johnson penned a column for the Telegraph in which he sings Berlin's praises. The War, of course, takes up a significant chunk of the piece, but at the end Johnson writes: We have much to learn and to understand.
One particular lesson learned by the mayor during his stay in Berlin, however, has led to a bit of head-scratching in Germany. Namely, Johnson writes somewhat hyperbolically that Berliners "fornicating in their many magnificent parks" is currently the city's "most serious public order problem. The fines for public sex, after all, are means tested, he notes -- meaning that those on welfare don't have to pay as much should they be caught fornicating in the fresh air.
Never one to shy away from a mystery, the tabloid Bild -- often the German protagonist in the occasional tabloid war with British rags -- investigated this week.
More than that, the Federal Employment Agency, which manages the country's welfare system, is now concerned that the discrepancy could spell trouble for community harmony. Johnson would be disappointed.